I woke up Monday to discover that someone had spoofed/hacked my gmail account and spammed my contact list. If you received an email from me with “hello” in the subject line, please delete it. As of 7:20 Monday morning, the situation has been rectified.
Thankfully, nearly everyone who contacted me about the issue mentioned they knew it wasn’t from me because of the piss-poor writing ability of the culprit. It looks like someone needs to sign up for my Fundamentals of College Composition class.